Do you take vigilance to the next level? Have you ever put on a mask and slapped the smirk off the face of crime? well, then this product is for you.
Turbulent Tools presents, THE RAKE O' DEATH, guaranteed to literally RIP THE FACE OFF CRIME!
Using its sophisticated and patented chain mechanism, combined with the latest in garden maintenance tech, the rake can be launched with the simple use of your OWN ARM and imbedding the face of a criminal, hooligan, wrong doer or unlucky passerby and reeled back in with said targets face, well and truly OFF in only seconds
The brilliance of this device is its simple use and fast effective face removal action. It can be yours for only $499.95 and crime will be faceless all because of YOU and YOUR sense of justice!
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some self assembly required, rakes and chain sold separately.